On the first day of Christmas
The Mai-Kai gave to me
a Derby Daiquiri

On the second day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.
On the third day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri
On the fourth day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Four Hidden Pearls,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Five Mutinys,
Four Hidden Pearls,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Six Mai-Kai Swizzles,
Five Mutinys,
Four Hidden Pearls,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Seven K.O. Coolers,
Six Mai-Kai Swizzles,
Five Mutinys,
Four Hidden Pearls,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.

On the eighth day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Eight Mara-Amus,
Seven K.O. Coolers,
Six Mai-Kai Swizzles,
Five Mutinys,
Four Hidden Pearls,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Nine Deep Sea Divers,
Eight Mara-Amus,
Seven K.O. Coolers,
Six Mai-Kai Swizzles,
Five Mutinys,
Four Hidden Pearls,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.

On the tenth day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Ten Mai-Kai Blizzards,
Nine Deep Sea Divers,
Eight Mara-Amus,
Seven K.O. Coolers,
Six Mai-Kai Swizzles,
Five Mutinys,
Four Hidden Pearls,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Eleven Piña Passions,
Ten Mai-Kai Blizzards,
Nine Deep Sea Divers,
Eight Mara-Amus,
Seven K.O. Coolers,
Six Mai-Kai Swizzles,
Five Mutinys,
Four Hidden Pearls,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
The Mai-Kai gave to me,
Twelve Bora Boras,
Eleven Piña Passions,
Ten Mai-Kai Blizzards,
Nine Deep Sea Divers,
Eight Mara-Amus,
Seven K.O. Coolers,
Six Mai-Kai Swizzles,
Five Mutinys,
Four Hidden Pearls,
Three Shark Bites,
Two Shrunken Skulls,
And a Derby Daiquiri.
Mele Kalikimaka!

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